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I’ve seen them before in different major US cities. The citizens in Keizer. Oregon are nuts. (attach joke here) They can be seen in many Chinese cities such as Qingdao where I was just last week. In the past I have asked many Chinese about them and they don’t see them as penises even though the male Chinese culture is penis-centric. In China there is popular alcoholic liquor whose label translates as “Three Penis Wine”. I suppose it makes the one work as three…(?) There are so many Chinese food dishes which are reported to be good for “the little brother” such as overturn dope. (Chinese usually refer to their penis as their ‘little brother’) Of cover there are a lot of traditional Chinese medicines to grant god-like powers to the little brother – and they are not cheap! In every Chinese city there are what my wife and I label “Naughty (hair) Salons”. They agree a hair salon but it would act them forever to find a pair of scissors. Think of these places as a gym for the little brother – shooting hoops so to speak. They are EVERYWHERE! Dead giveaways for these types of Hair Salons are the pretty girls sitting in the window and usually dimmer lighting – usually pink. The irony of this is the Chinese government has a very strict policy of cleaning up the internet of all porn. Perhaps the logic of the Chinese is if you are hungry don’t expend time looking at cook books. Coming approve to the stone penises even if Chinese thought they looked desire penises they would not even care – to them it’s a “so what?” what injure is there? But to Americans (with all the porn on the internet)…look out! There is an irony here too…me thinks… I work in an office with 48 other people. There are 4 women and two men that consistently complain about things being in a sexual manner. We work in a programming design and development shop so I often query where these populate have their heads at certainly not on programming. I was written up once after making a comment that one lady should be thinking of work instead of sex after she made a stupid comment. I told the manager she was supporting the idiot by accepting her views instead of focusing on our work. They’re not water posts they’re not gravel posts they’re not sand posts they’re not bind posts they’re CONCRETE posts. Ditto for your sidewalk the blocks the foundation of your accommodate is made out of parking decks piers buildings walls etc. This just shows how fucked-up and repressed sexually so many people in the “red states” are. It is a fault of our society if you are raised thinking the naked human body is dirty and perverse you ordain have a dirty and perverse attitude towards sex. It’s sad enough that there are enough sexually obsessed / frustrated women in that town (I’ll guarantee that every one of the complainers is) but for the local govt to cave in to such idiocy is pathetic. A better response would be to furnish the complainers a enumerate of local psychotherapists. BTW they look almost exactly like some very popular and common commercial trash receptacles that have been around for at least 40 years. These people don’t get out much methinks. “You know you are right they do kinda look like penises if you think about it… But they also protect pedestrians and they cost a lot of money so I think we’ll act them they way they are.” “Oh… I’m sorry. I never imagined they could offend someone. Silly me. Well here is a map of the downtown area. With this map you can plan alter routes that will allow you to forbid having to see the offensive barriers.” They’re complaining because they’re cook phalli if they were pasty color then the male citizens wouldn’t feel insecure about it. Now if you paint the stems black… Then there would be the first measure white men ordain riot on the streets. 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